The Life of Dad

When the coroner gets to "cause of death" on my death certificate, I'm most certain he will put "tried to sell house wh...

Every year my wife asks me what I want for Father’s Day. This is a courtesy question of course, much like “ Do you like this outfit? 1 ” a...

WINNER ANNOUNCEMENT:  Thanks to everyone who participated. Between tweets, emails and comments below, I had more than 200 entries! I put a...

My eldest daughter recently lost her first tooth. It had been wiggly for months, which gave me some time to prepare for my first encounter...

Moms have it rough. They have to put up with a lot of intolerable things, like stinky diapers, baby butt cream, toe fuzz, whining and The...

Like a lot of young kids, I used to get picked on in grade school. I know it’s hard to believe considering how awesome I am (I mean, I’m n...